Friends Not Food
Best Web Series - Comedy Series or Comedy Short Film
26 minutes
When a Manhattan spin strategist inherits a wayward farm sanctuary in rural Florida, she must rally a cast of cast offs to rescue the one place still rooting for the underdogs.
ONCE UPON A FACETIME...
Rachel, just two cats away from being a cautionary meme, inherits a barely-functioning farm sanctuary in rural Florida thanks to her half-brother’s catastrophic poker face. Her plan? Get the place stable, hand it back, return to civilization.
But the sanctuary’s a fever dream in overalls. It’s less Green Acres, more an emotional support group for people who own ring lights.
As Rachel battles zoning laws & existential dread,
she attempts to boost visibility with a small local ad.
One derailed celebrity casting later, a viral video catapults the sanctuary into the kind of chaos you can’t buy. Or return.
And just like that, the woman who once branded
oat milk is suddenly milking meaning - for the misfits, for the mission and, inconveniently, for herself.
Rachel, just two cats away from being a cautionary meme, inherits a barely-functioning farm sanctuary in rural Florida thanks to her half-brother’s catastrophic poker face. Her plan? Get the place stable, hand it back, return to civilization.
But the sanctuary’s a fever dream in overalls. It’s less Green Acres, more an emotional support group for people who own ring lights.
As Rachel battles zoning laws & existential dread,
she attempts to boost visibility with a small local ad.
One derailed celebrity casting later, a viral video catapults the sanctuary into the kind of chaos you can’t buy. Or return.
And just like that, the woman who once branded
oat milk is suddenly milking meaning - for the misfits, for the mission and, inconveniently, for herself.
